General Rules

1.The game will officially begin at the start of 5th period on 9/22/08

2.The main purpose of the game is to poke your sporkee with a spork when they do not have one in their hands or mouth.

3.The game will officially end at the senior picnic. Note* This is different from years past. Usually the game ends when the first person goes off to college. However, last year there were 30 people still in the competition when it was brought to a close. This drastically cut down on the winners’ earnings and killed the enthusiasm and intensity of the game. Thus, the game will end at 1:30pm on June 10.

4.We will keep track of the number of people each person gets out. This will factor into the end results to determine the winner. Hopefully, this will add incentive to move the game along.

5.Every two weeks you will receive a new sporkee. This will happen on a Monday. There will be a free for all on the 12-14th days of the rotation. This means the second Friday through the weekend until you receive your new sporkee the following Monday.

6.Sporks only count whenever they are in the hands or mouth.

7.Sporkfree Zones include the following: sporting, musical, band, orchestra, and choir practices or events, labs, religious services (funerals, weddings, church, synagoge, etc.), designated "spork-free" zones in the school, work, the fine arts department only if you're IN CLASS and hospitals/doctor's appointments.

8.No law-breaking in attempt to spork someone (i.e. breaking and entering)

9.No forcible removal of your anyone's spork.

10.Whenever you spork your sporkee, their sporkee becomes your new sporkee.

11.The spork must be in your hand when sporking you sporkee (no throwing, dropping onto, etc)

12.No adhesives (i.e. tape)

13.No stealing anyone else's spork(s).

14.When you spork your sporkee, you take their spork to the sporkmaster.

15.If you plan to spork someone after they regain conciousness (i.e. waking up) you must give them at least a minute to regain conciousness.

16.One must supply their own spork(s).

17.Having 2 or more sporks in your mouth and/or hand(s) at the same time will count the same as not having a spork at all. You may only have 1 spork in your possession at all times.

18.The spork must have at least 2 prongs to qualify.

19.No concealing the spork which you are holding (i.e. keeping it in your pockets or covering with blankets

20.Sporking your sporkee while they are sleeping is not allowed when they are sleeping in THEIR OWN HOUSE. All other places where they are sleeping, they are fair game (i.e. the AO, study hall, someone else's house).